THE MAYO RECKONING: "Work Desk Defender" XL Desk Mat
For the bold professional who isn't afraid to bring a three-pound tub of grocery store sides into a corporate environment.
You spend eight hours a day at this desk. It’s where you type your emails, it's where you pretend to look busy, and—most importantly—it’s where you attempt to consume 200 grams of total fat in a single sitting while your coworkers watch in sheer, unadulterated horror.
This premium, extra-large desk mat features the epic "Gerald's Deli Bet" graphic neatly tucked into the bottom right corner. Why the corner? Because we know you need the rest of that vast, black surface area to accommodate your 48-ounce tub of mac salad, your 16-ounce coleslaw, and your giant, fifth-grader-cafeteria-sized can of peaches.
Protect your desk from the inevitable condensation of your deli bounty, and let the whole office know you are min-maxing your grocery savings right at your workstation.
⚠️ HR & FACILITIES WARNING ⚠️
This desk mat is designed to protect your furniture, not your digestive system. Having this mat at your cubicle does not grant you immunity from the resulting natural gas leak you are about to create. Please have mercy on the office plumbing.
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
- Not machine washable
- Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
- Air dry only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Ndawg Productions
- Email: contact@support.shop.ndawg2478.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
