THE MAYO RECKONING: Gerald's Deli Bet Tee
For the man who looks at a 48-ounce, three-pound tub of grocery store macaroni salad and says, "Yeah, that's a single serving."
Commemorate the most epic, artery-clogging battle of our generation: Gerald vs. The Devil (and his own gastrointestinal tract). This shirt honors the historic "Deli Bet," where one middle-aged legend—armed with nothing but a spatula and a dream—stared down the forces of darkness and consumed 10 servings of pure, mayo-based chaos.
Did his arteries freeze like water in an ice cube tray? Probably. Did he create a methane gas leak powerful enough to power a small city? Absolutely. Did he completely destroy the work toilet the next day? You bet your life he did. But he won the gold, and now you can wear the legend.
⚠️ HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING ⚠️
Wearing this shirt does not give you the right to bring three pounds of macaroni salad, a 16oz tub of coleslaw, and a giant cafeteria-sized can of peaches to your desk. Please respect your coworkers and your local plumbing infrastructure.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Ndawg Productions
- Email: contact@support.shop.ndawg2478.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THE MAYO RECKONING: Gerald's Deli Bet Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
